Q.:Why did the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
A: Because B-shells were too small.

Get it??I overheard that on the bus today. Usually I don't remember jokes. I remember the begining and the punchline but when I try to tell them I leave out all the important stuff in the middle, resulting in me cracking up while everyone else is staring at me with blank faces.But that is just short enough to remember. Love it.Love overhearing jokes on public transportation - it feels like getting something for free.

I am deeply concerned about Renee Zellweger's recent nuptials. I am concerned that she grabbed the nearest chair because she was afraid the music was about to stop. I am even more concerned over the fact that this actually concerns me. Think in my new and productive life I will no longer allow myself to read People magazine at the gym.Waste of brain space. I could have read the entire works of Proust in the time I've devoted to staying well-informed on celebrity gossip.

Had planned to start NAPL today because it is Monday and my show closed yesterday so I once again have time to devote to productivity. However, had to reschedule due to fact that only got 3 and a half hours last night and was quivering gelatinous mess of incompetence as result.

Am, however, very proud of self for getting through the day without drooling, wetting myself, or using language inappropriate for five-year-old ears. Unfortunately I cannot say as much for some of my five year olds.

Am almost ready to sell my soul on Ebay to the highest bidder if it will get me a good solid 8 hours.