Yesterday was Van Gogh's birthday. I thought it would be fun to celebrate by playing Pin the Ear on Van Gogh but we made seed mosaic sunflowers instead.

And tomorrow is April 1 and the start of my new and productive life, because new and productive lives should always start on the first day of the month. In my new and productive life I will not:

1)Waste time wandering around library looking for answers in books when they are clearly not there because if they were I would have found them already
2)Procrastinate
3)Knock roommate's toothbrush into toilet bowl at 10:30 at night necessitating fervent apology and promise of new better toothbrush at dawn
4)Drink on school nights
5)Oversleep repeatedly on Saturday mornings and miss 9:00 ashtanga yoga class
6)Skip over boring parts of newspaper
7)Read novels on the bus when should be working on learning lines
8)Eat peanut butter from the jar and drink orange juice from the carton for breakfast
9)Wear unmatching socks
10)Brood and weep over men who are obviously Just Not That Into Me