Christmas was warm and wonderful and I am sorry it's over and sorry to be back in this cold miserable overpriced city. And my dearly beloved roommate #1 is moving to New Hampshire so I am very sad. And not looking forward to beginning anew the search for a roommate who is not a psychopath. Or at least not a practicing psychopath.
But all is not gloomy! I am now the proud possessor of a superdeluxe electric toothbrush with four detachable brushheads and a non-slip control grip for precision handling. It is "the only toothbrush with 40,000 in-and-out pulsations per minute". Not to mention 8, 800 oscillations.
If you don't hear from me for a while it'll probably be because I got carried away with my oral hygiene.